(Book reports for Ms. Anna)
The Know-It-All: One Man’s Humble Quest to Become the Smartest Person in the World. A.J. Jacobs.
I am having college déjà vu. I have just pulled an all-nighter to polish off the last 200 pages of this book. What is my deadline? There are no professors who need this report by 5 am, but as this is Anna Schwindt’s Christmas present it needs to come home on Mom’s plane with her. So it is now 3 am, I made it with three hours to spare. I am astounded by how similar what I am currently doing is to my freshman year of college. I am currently confined to a very small space (my coffin bed), drinking diet coke, and eating cereal. There are obvious differences – the diet coke is lukewarm because we have no refrigeration (I now use cozies on all drinks only to keep them from becoming hot) and my Trix are submerged in Rice Dream (some rice water that does not require refrigeration). I would have had ramen but the teakettle would wake Dad up (and I am sure he is not too happy that I am using this much electricity as we have plenty of fine daylight hours). One final note on the Trix, for any of you that are not fruit cereal connoisseur as I am, a while back Trix adopted the policy of Kix and stopped making the individual shapes for the different fruits and instead went with multicolored balls thus depriving me of a big part of my childhood. Here in the Bahamas the Trix have not caught up with America, so even if I have to eat them with Rice Dream I am much more pleased.
The book is about a man who decides to read the whole Encyclopedia Britannica which is obviously quite a daunting feat. The book itself is set up in EB format listing very interesting facts. I love the book. A.J. is witty and the way he relates information and uses reoccurring jokes makes the reader remember obscure information (such as the abalones). He writes just as I, and I think most college educated friends of my age group, would think. The only problem I have with the book is that I can’t relate to the non-EB stuff. He intertwines his home life to give the book an actual story, which is needed. But fertility and daddy issues are not really my thing.Luckily, most of this seems to be more of an afterthought. A.J. was raised smart: the best schools and lessons and this and that. Things again I cannot relate to at all, but it is probably not best to judge. The only other problem I have is that somehow A.J. remembers very detailed situations of his childhood. I don’t know about anyone else, but my childhood memories are limited down to a handful and those I don’t remember in the vast detail that A.J. portrays his. This makes me worry that either I am going senile at 22 or that A.J. might be exaggerating a wee bit.
The best part of this book is A.J. basically condenses the encyclopedia for you! He leaves out the boring parts – calcium carbonate, prominent choir boys, flamboyant Italian playwrights, etc. But leaves in interesting stories, phrases, or things. I will list a few of my favorites here:
- “Never say ‘no’ to adventures. Always say ‘yes’ otherwise you’ll lead a very dull life.”(Thank you Ian Fleming, not only for providing me with Sean Connery in a Speedo, but also for giving me this little nugget of wisdom.)
- A male duck is not actually called a duck, but is a drake. (Cocktail party conversation starter)
- Some African varieties of gerbils carry the bubonic plague. (so not only are they kinda gross, but they can also be kinda deadly.)
- Kama is an Indian angel who shoots love flower arrows out of a bow made of sugarcane and a quiver of honey bees. (cute.)
- In the past hatters became ill because they used mercury in the transitioning of furs to felt, this poisoning eventually lead to mental deterioration – thus creating the term mad as a hatter. (next time I read a child Alice in Wonderland they will get this little extra.)
- Most modern theorists agree flexibility in life is a major key to intelligence. (I really wish that I could glean that these are causally related – since I am flexible, I am intelligent? Alas that is not how it works, but I still like the implications of it.)
The reason I like this book so much is that it is dedicated to the pursuit of knowledge, which I need right now (after age 20 the brain loses 50,000 brain cells a day to atrophy). It also appeals to my fear of losing knowledge already I fear to forget about the things this book taught me: the origin of mime, kappa, crab/barnacle relations, infixes, haboobs, noises giraffes make, the 1911 encyclopedia, cilantro/coriander, bearbaiting, aardwolves, larges social units in history, and other stories that I have already forgot (such as the story of two three guys who sold cadavers). Darn fleeting knowledge.
Other than the fact that poor A.J. seems to be a typical New Yorker, who only attends upper crust social gatherings and has an annoyingly pretentious upbringing, doesn’t horribly deter from the way he satirizes all of these incredibly interesting facts. I do believe anyone who reads this will enjoy it and if you don’t enjoy an entry, skip over it, there are lots of them.
I will always be thankful for the two things this book gave me. First, an answer of what I should do with my life (or at least one to tell all the people that keep asking me). I plan on being a Renaissance (wo)man. I feel it is severely neglected in this over specialized world. I plan on being a Czarina, as well. Finally it gave me the best motto ever: “I am curious about everything – even things that don’t interest me.” – Alex Trebek
The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.
Anything that is written by a knighted man has already got me hook, line, and sinker. Everyone knows the name of Sherlock Holmes, but I really did not know anything about the books or the tv show. My knowledge was limited to the upcoming feature film. Now having read the books, Robert Downey Jr. could not have been more perfectly cast. The book is broken down into various “adventures” told by the perspective of Watson. The stories are amazing! They always come back to very logical conclusions, but in the most bizarre ways. The adventures are enthralling, especially The Adventure of the Blue Carbuncle and The Red-Headed League. In all honesty, I couldn’t imagine anyone making up a better adventure than these – or The Adventure of the Engineer’s Thumb or of the Speckled Band. Each one is wickedly entertaining and immeasurably obscure.
I particularly like Mr. Holmes because he “loathed every form of society with his whole Bohemian soul” and he was usually “buried among his old books, and alternating from week to week between cocaine and ambition.” I for one had no idea he was a coke addict, thus why Robert Downey is a good fit. The way he throws himself into each mystery is admirable. He is also incredibly insightful into very minute details and overarching human natures: “A married woman grabs at her baby; an unmarried one reaches for her jewel-box (in an emergency).” Not to mention as this book is set in the 1800s you get very fun words to look up – such as astrakhan.
The best words I have come across in the stories are all names of various carriages: brougham, a four-wheeled carriage with an open driver’s seat in front; landau, a four-wheeled carriage with a removable front cover and a back cover that can be raised or lowered (the first convertible); hansom, a two-wheeled carriage accommodating two people inside with the driver seated behind; trap, a light two-wheeled carriage which can be pulled by a horse or a pony; and dog-cart, a two-wheeled carriage with cross seats back to back which originally incorporated space for dogs below. The Kindle, with its built-in New Oxford American Dictionary, has been invaluable in learning all of these new words.
I am a complete sucker for mysteries and these are the best. They are simple, but deceptive.The mysteries are a bit dated, but who doesn’t like a good mystery that involves father’s trying to snake away with their daughters dowries and murders in opium dens. I am completely and utterly in love with these stories and how Sr. Doyle writes them, you will never pick the criminal before Holmes does, but you will always understand exactly how he came to his astounding conclusions.
The Hound of the Baskervilles. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.
I was so enamored with The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes that I had to continue, but I feared I would like this story less because part of the reason I liked Adventures so much was because it was broken into those twenty little mysteries. This turned out to be a non-issue, as the Baskerville mystery itself had many little mysteries intertwined in it. This is the first time that I had encountered a problem with my Kindle. It didn’t give me a few sections that were paragraphs in quotation marks. So two very important passages I had to infer. This is not the Kindle’s fault or anyone’s fault, but the fact that I only bought (actually here is where the problem is – didn’t buy) these books. Most of the books on my Kindle are the free ones, thus I didn’t expect them to be perfect. I was so enthralled with this book that I didn’t even take out any quotes! Only this one “Evil indeed is the man who has not one woman to mourn him.” The book is great! The characters are enigmatic and colorful! The scenery is truly British and the concept of a moor is so intriguing to me. I will definitely have to visit this Dartmoor that swallows ponies and appears so beautiful during the day and ominious at night. Overall, this is a short review, because I fell in love with this book just as I had with Adventures. The main characters are easily loveable. The other characters are well depicted and each one very unique and memorable. The story is well told, in many different ways (one particular reason why I like this book is because Watson used many different formats to tell the story – excerpts from his journal, letters, etc). Well done Sir Doyle.
Rum Cay, My Home. Delores Wilson.
Delores is the matriarch of Rum Cay. This book is a compilation of facts about Rum Cay including the failed Pineapple industry, salt industry and the ancient cave drawings at Hartford Cave. The short book is basically the writing of her life. Her growing up in Rum Cay and how it became part of the Bahamas not to mention its declines and booms (including the time when there was a very prosperous dive shop here). She explains how they gathered bone fish in the salt ponds, how they produced coconut oil, their feasts of coconut milk and grits. She explains how to make Bush teas and what different plants and their corresponding teas help remedy. In between she tells stories of trials and tribulations basically surrounding trying to make a business in a bar and restaurant. There is very limited writing and the rest of the book is dedicated to the local people and points of interest in picture form. The book is basically her story and a bit of family history, but it is so completely intertwined with the island that it is also a history book for Rum Cay.Delores lent me her book for me to read as she saw I was very interested in the island. It was her last copy so I quickly read it before returning it. She explained to me how she made Bush tea and then made me some. She is quite a lady and is very welcoming. If you are ever in Rum Cay – stop in and see her at Kaye’s. She is a spectacular lady and she fits to a point this spectacular island.
Who plants the sand and all its forms-
Who takes the time to make it warm
The footsteps there were placed by me
But soon they too go out to sea-
The treasures you find, sometimes one of a kind,
Are gently placed for your embrace
They soon fade away with the seas gentle sway
Watching a sunset in this beautiful place,
Is like seeing a smile on someone you love face.
Overall, this book is, I am sure, out of print. But to be lent something like this from a local legend was really thrilling and her stories really connected me more to this island.